My flirt game is next level, lemme tell you.
there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard
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me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
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