Yeah, pretty close for The National.

Yeah, pretty close for The National.

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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I’m in this. Like in the crowd. Pretty cool.

I’m in this.

Like in the crowd.

Pretty cool.

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Pity Sex did awesome tonight. Even if they got cut short.

night-catches-us:

kb-saransar:

"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.

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coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

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